Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 20, 2011

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    Well, his ship has come in. (To hit him)

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    Rodney99  over 13 years ago

    “Hey Y’all! Watch This!” (and other famous last words)

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago

    With the salt spray in his eyes the skier has no chance of reading that notice, so he’s perfectly okay.

    WE, on the other hand…

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    That is an understatement if I ever saw one.

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    roctor  over 13 years ago

    The sign was for the benefit of the passengers.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Why be half safe, invest in the Titantic.Look, it’s that famous skier, Ice Berg!

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 13 years ago

    Little do we know that the skier is James Bond. He pulls out his suction cups and jumps onto the ship, sticking to it like a spider. As he works his way up, to kill the evil clown known as Carnival, he comes across another sign that says “Wet Paint”…

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    Best laugh I’ve had this week!

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    steverinoCT  over 13 years ago

    The ship has the right of way— not only by the Nautical Rules of the Road, but by what we call The Law Of Gross Tonnage.

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    How did they get that ship on a lake? Must have been a pretty big trailer. They probably towed to the lake with a Ford F150.

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    rhaacke  over 13 years ago

    Uh oh! I can read it!

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    thirdguy  over 13 years ago

    maybe he will make it half way, and slalom the rest of the way!

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    tripwire45  over 13 years ago

    Word!

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    TexTech  over 13 years ago

    Ramming Speed! (but which one of them?)

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    I couldn’t read it till I Zoomed it. Should have come with a warning, “Do Not Zoom!!!”

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    doc white  over 13 years ago

    if he lives,he should strangle the boat driver for getting him in this mess.

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    firebirdjim  over 13 years ago

    kind of like the Japanese traffic laws (the bigger you are, the more right-of-way you have). The Isuzu diesel dump trucks ‘ruled the road’.

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    TheAuldWan  over 13 years ago

    The sign protects the ship’s owners from lawyers….

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    Bender_Sastre  over 13 years ago

    This is a repeat. Is Wiley sick today?

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    kathrynismerry  over 13 years ago

    My thoughts exactly. btw, do you have a space suit, and do you travel? Love the avatar.

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    psychlady  over 13 years ago

    You got that right!

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    dfowensby  over 13 years ago

    get my attorney! some idiot just borked my yacht’s paint job!!

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    Can't Sleep  over 13 years ago

    Just laughin’ out loud before it even finished loading!Non Sequitur’s had the funniest summer reruns I’ve ever seen.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 13 years ago

    I used to have a bumper sticker that said, “If you can read this, back the &!*@ off!” The sticker was uncensored, mind you. But the cops made me remove it since it was “publicly indecent.”

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    sidl  over 13 years ago

    Already happened to a sailboat in the U.K.

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    Will’s reading his last testament- to stupidity?

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    1FamilyMan  over 13 years ago

    That’s exactly how I felt reading Boehner’s statement after the vote on raising the debt ceiling.

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    DavidGBA  about 13 years ago

    As long as he hangs on, most he loses is the skis, clothes, skin, some broken bones.

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