Little do we know that the skier is James Bond. He pulls out his suction cups and jumps onto the ship, sticking to it like a spider. As he works his way up, to kill the evil clown known as Carnival, he comes across another sign that says “Wet Paint”…
I used to have a bumper sticker that said, “If you can read this, back the &!*@ off!” The sticker was uncensored, mind you. But the cops made me remove it since it was “publicly indecent.”
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
Well, his ship has come in. (To hit him)
Rodney99 about 13 years ago
“Hey Y’all! Watch This!” (and other famous last words)
Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago
With the salt spray in his eyes the skier has no chance of reading that notice, so he’s perfectly okay.
WE, on the other hand…
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
That is an understatement if I ever saw one.
roctor about 13 years ago
The sign was for the benefit of the passengers.
lewisbower about 13 years ago
Why be half safe, invest in the Titantic.Look, it’s that famous skier, Ice Berg!
ImaginaryFriend about 13 years ago
Little do we know that the skier is James Bond. He pulls out his suction cups and jumps onto the ship, sticking to it like a spider. As he works his way up, to kill the evil clown known as Carnival, he comes across another sign that says “Wet Paint”…
Sandfan about 13 years ago
Best laugh I’ve had this week!
steverinoCT about 13 years ago
The ship has the right of way— not only by the Nautical Rules of the Road, but by what we call The Law Of Gross Tonnage.
jpsomebody about 13 years ago
How did they get that ship on a lake? Must have been a pretty big trailer. They probably towed to the lake with a Ford F150.
rhaacke about 13 years ago
Uh oh! I can read it!
thirdguy about 13 years ago
maybe he will make it half way, and slalom the rest of the way!
tripwire45 about 13 years ago
Word!
TexTech about 13 years ago
Ramming Speed! (but which one of them?)
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
I couldn’t read it till I Zoomed it. Should have come with a warning, “Do Not Zoom!!!”
doc white about 13 years ago
if he lives,he should strangle the boat driver for getting him in this mess.
firebirdjim about 13 years ago
kind of like the Japanese traffic laws (the bigger you are, the more right-of-way you have). The Isuzu diesel dump trucks ‘ruled the road’.
TheAuldWan about 13 years ago
The sign protects the ship’s owners from lawyers….
Bender_Sastre about 13 years ago
This is a repeat. Is Wiley sick today?
kathrynismerry about 13 years ago
My thoughts exactly. btw, do you have a space suit, and do you travel? Love the avatar.
psychlady about 13 years ago
You got that right!
dfowensby about 13 years ago
get my attorney! some idiot just borked my yacht’s paint job!!
Can't Sleep about 13 years ago
Just laughin’ out loud before it even finished loading!Non Sequitur’s had the funniest summer reruns I’ve ever seen.
Ernest Lemmingway about 13 years ago
I used to have a bumper sticker that said, “If you can read this, back the &!*@ off!” The sticker was uncensored, mind you. But the cops made me remove it since it was “publicly indecent.”
sidl about 13 years ago
Already happened to a sailboat in the U.K.
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
Will’s reading his last testament- to stupidity?
1FamilyMan about 13 years ago
That’s exactly how I felt reading Boehner’s statement after the vote on raising the debt ceiling.
DavidGBA about 13 years ago
As long as he hangs on, most he loses is the skis, clothes, skin, some broken bones.