Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 09, 1995
January 08, 1995
January 10, 1995
Transcript:
Test question: Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words. Calvin's answer: Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. Calvin: I love loopholes.
I just found this strip from “C&H” recently, and it made me laugh out loud—especially the last two words of Calvin’s response to the question. Fun stuff.
I once had a test which asked "do you know who XXXX (I forget who) is? I answered YES I DO. Nowadays not only would I insist on getting the full marks bit I would also insist on every one who did not put Yes/No getting no marks as Yes?No are the only right answer to what was asked.Years before I had an exam which asked write everything you know about XXXX (I forget what) so I answered " I know nothing about XXXX" they had to give me 100% – they tried to give me less but could not prove at the time I sat the exam I knew anything (see being a idiot can help) .
“An object at rest remains at rest, and an object in motion remains in motion at constant speed and in a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force.“
This is basically inertia. That’s all I’m gonna say.
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
They did say in his OWN words.
Silver Six over 13 years ago
Newton’s Laws in first grade?!?! WTF???
D339F2057 almost 13 years ago
“the movement of an object is linear and constant if the sum of forces applied to it equals zero” if my memory is correct
RogueSymmetry over 10 years ago
Thank God for the Calvin and Hobbes search engine!! I love it!
AdmiralMercurial almost 9 years ago
Fun fact: There was a little-known one-shot comic book, published in 2008, entitled “Chumble Spuzz” after the last part of Calvin’s quote here.
rgcviper over 7 years ago
I just found this strip from “C&H” recently, and it made me laugh out loud—especially the last two words of Calvin’s response to the question. Fun stuff.
SamMcGuire over 6 years ago
I once had a test which asked "do you know who XXXX (I forget who) is? I answered YES I DO. Nowadays not only would I insist on getting the full marks bit I would also insist on every one who did not put Yes/No getting no marks as Yes?No are the only right answer to what was asked.Years before I had an exam which asked write everything you know about XXXX (I forget what) so I answered " I know nothing about XXXX" they had to give me 100% – they tried to give me less but could not prove at the time I sat the exam I knew anything (see being a idiot can help) .
SamMcGuire over 6 years ago
There are no loop holes just rules to be obeyed.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Good answer.
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars 12 months ago
“An object at rest remains at rest, and an object in motion remains in motion at constant speed and in a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force.“
This is basically inertia. That’s all I’m gonna say.