Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 22, 2009

I’d much rather lie on the beach with a beer than the couch.

Andy, you need to find a tanning salon.

You’d have some meaningful competition as a pub crawler then, Andy.

And the bartender gets in a shot of his own! Guess it’s easy with Andy.

… and he would be drinking his beer cold!

He could be mucking for gold outside of Kalgoorlie with a metal detector – whenever he hears somebody about to drive up.

What does it matter where he lives? He’s useless wherever he goes.

Andy is already down under as humanly possible.

Macushlalondra said, about 4 hours ago

What does it matter where he lives? He’s useless wherever he goes.

That’s the point of the bartender’s zinger, Macushlalondra. (Incidentally, Andy, what does it say about you that even the bartender mocks you to your face – not that you even care?)

Are the jobs any better there? I can’t imiagine Andy working he find another Flo to support his drinking habits.

Thank the barman for the compliment.

Na couldn’t see Andy Capp as an Austrailian pommie.