If you’re calling about an inferiority complex, press the great big zero. If you’re calling about kleptomania, press all of the keys at once and put the phone in your pocket. If you are calling about schizophrenia, press 5 and 7 at the same time. For billing questions, press 3, unless you’re British, in which case press the pound sign. If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line, and someone with a straight jacket will be with you shortly.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Is that bird of yours the cause of this?
Edcole1961 about 15 years ago
If you’re calling about an inferiority complex, press the great big zero. If you’re calling about kleptomania, press all of the keys at once and put the phone in your pocket. If you are calling about schizophrenia, press 5 and 7 at the same time. For billing questions, press 3, unless you’re British, in which case press the pound sign. If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line, and someone with a straight jacket will be with you shortly.
ken591 about 15 years ago
If you are feeling suicidal, please hold.
jkebxjunke about 15 years ago
ladyfingers…. one is to continue in spanish…
alondra about 15 years ago
How about just hanging up?
sopho6971 about 15 years ago
Your call will be handled in the order it was received …. your wait will be approximately 1 hr.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
At last an automated voice that gets right to the point!