Santa suffers a lot from glazed eyes these days…
And he can’t spell either.
Nerwin, you really think you’re going to get all that loot?
Irwin’s a greedy little bugger isn’t he?
Nerwin personifies Greed and all that can be wrong with commercialized Christmas. He’s on his way to growing up to become the new Ebenezer Scrooge.
My mom once told me that I was the opposite when I was a kid; when I was 8, I said I wanted my grandparents to be healthy and then I asked Santa what *he* wanted. I’ll bet a certain mall employee got a good laugh out of that one.
“You had me at ‘hello, Mercedes’.”
Santa has been replaced by the ATM and credit cards.
Richard -
They DO get a glaze on them from the heat of speed swiping.
they’d - they had, proper spelling.
Lucy van Pelt knew the only gift that TRULY has value…
REAL ESTATE!
santa got that glazed look in his eyes from that special egg nog we leave for him
Lex Luthor agreed with Lucy Van Pelt, with one clarification: beach front property!
Sally Brown had a pretty good idea, too: just send money, preferably tens and twenties.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Santa suffers a lot from glazed eyes these days…
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
And he can’t spell either.
Nerwin, you really think you’re going to get all that loot?
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
Irwin’s a greedy little bugger isn’t he?
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Nerwin personifies Greed and all that can be wrong with commercialized Christmas. He’s on his way to growing up to become the new Ebenezer Scrooge.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
My mom once told me that I was the opposite when I was a kid; when I was 8, I said I wanted my grandparents to be healthy and then I asked Santa what *he* wanted. I’ll bet a certain mall employee got a good laugh out of that one.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
“You had me at ‘hello, Mercedes’.”
wicky over 14 years ago
Santa has been replaced by the ATM and credit cards.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Richard -
They DO get a glaze on them from the heat of speed swiping.
drewhollan over 14 years ago
they’d - they had, proper spelling.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lucy van Pelt knew the only gift that TRULY has value…
REAL ESTATE!
bald over 14 years ago
santa got that glazed look in his eyes from that special egg nog we leave for him
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Lex Luthor agreed with Lucy Van Pelt, with one clarification: beach front property!
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Sally Brown had a pretty good idea, too: just send money, preferably tens and twenties.