Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 19, 2009

Yummy, turkey squares! Nothin’ sez ‘Christmas’ like turkey squares.

I don’t eat feet, I know what farmyard animals step in.

This is a very cleaver cartoon.

Should have got the Grinch. He can carve a mean roast beast.

I have a feeling Auntie Broomie never graduated from le Cordon Bleu school….

They might as well be having Turkey SPAM at that rate.

I’m afraid roast turkeys will forever bring out my sense of humor, thanks to the reaction of Worf’s brother Kurn to one (on Star Trek: The Next Generation):

”How long has this bird been dead? It appears to have been lying in the sun for some time.”

Sisyphos said, about 5 hours ago

“I have a feeling Auntie Broomie never graduated from le Cordon Bleu school….”

Not even The New England Culinary Institute.

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I let my better half carve the Thanksgiving bird this year. I always cook for the holidays. She might as well have used a cleaver on it. Meat and bone served up to our guests. I think I’ll cook a meatloaf Friday.

Hey, everybody should be allowed a square meal at Christmas!

Just think how easy it will be to make sandwiches with the leftovers!

Good grief, Joe, you know perfectly well what I mean. Stop being such a know-it-all…maybe you won’t get picked on so much.