Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 19, 2011

Andy should know better than to anger, “Betty the Yeti.”

I would not by any standards call that a figure, Betty some times the truth hurts& what a true friend Andy must be to tell it like it is.

Is Andy correct, though, Betty. Go figure!

Between this and B.C., this must be International Industrial Strength Put-Down Day! At least Fat Broad tells on herself.I was thinking the only question is which of these ladies would deck Andy first. And he’d have it coming.

Andy is right. At his age it is permissible to have a man’s gut hang over his belt, but a woman should look like she’s in her early 20s. It’s in the Bible somewhere.

Yes, it’s at the back of the secret edition kept in a vault somewhere. The same section as the Rapture, how it’s OK to be a naughty priest and the bit about killing ones enemies.

I figure, I’d have keep my mouth shut.

Of course I’d choke to death tring to hold it in.

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She may be watching her figure, when it is in front of you it is easier to see. But she still hasn’t seen her feet in years.

I have to agree with Andy on this one. She is on the large side!

She’s watching her figure walk into too many fish and chips shops.

That is shocking!

Flo will bust him when they get home.. I would.

LOL xxx

She has a figure like a eight ( 8 )…

Andy you need to be careful what you say around big women.

There’s the desirable figure, i.e., “Figure 8”. Then there’s Betty’s figure which is more like an “Oldsmobile 88”!!!

Flo should become a close friend to Betty. (She’ll look petite in comparison.)

can everyone say …. foot in mouth Andy….. foot in mouth