Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 13, 2011

Irwin can make you that way, Broomie.

Broomie is always confused.

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND MARG!

Irwin has the same effect on me, Broomie! I think I’ve got a Sara Lee banana cake in the fridge….

That cake talk didn’t do a thing for me.. Maybe Crankshaft will get my mouth watering with one of his bar-B-Q’s.

Do you suppose if I brought the mix-master out in the hall nobody would hear it? Damned dog would hear the first egg crack.

I guess the laws of gravity don’t apply in the enchanted forest.

I don’t think any laws of physics or similar apply in the enchanted forest. Look, if they did, neither Irwin nor Broomie would even exist.

But Irwin, you said it right, you just didn’t finish it. You mentioned four different kinds of cake. Now if you ate one, you would still have three left. Correct? Correct. Now could I please have some? A small piece of each, please.

Broomie, maybe that saying would be less confusing if people said, “You can’t eat your cake and have it too,” instead. Now, I know you’re probably distracted thinking about how much you’d love some cake, but watch your step before you fall heels over head.

Actually, you can eat your cake and have it too; just eat half of it.

You can’t eat your cake and have it too; but you can have your cake and eat my slice.

You had me at “cake”…