Strange Brew by John Deering for November 28, 2009

I need a mouth like this - my dentist has hands like grizzly bear paws.

Herkimer, I’m with you there. Fortunately, most hygienists are female. They spend much more time with hands in mouth than the dentist does. Hopefully.

and you need to floss more often

And for you potty-mouths out there (you know who you are), you need to flush more often.

Wokka-wokka!

Tough to floss without arms!

My first dentist put himself through dental school working as a butcher (really).

Gratefully, it did not show in his work. He died a while back, but everyone agrees that he was a great dentist who did a lot of free dental work for the elderly.

ever see marathon man with Dustin Hoffman??

I knew somebody would bring up Marathon Man. Anyone for The In-Laws?

Is it safe?