Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 12, 2010

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Coach says, "Okay, scrimmage time! 8th graders against 6th graders! Let's go!" Boy says, "You want us to go easy on 'em?" Coach says, "What's that?" Boy says, "We're not supposed to try our hardest against the little dudes, are we?" Coach says, "Of course you are! I want to toughen up the 6th grade team, not coddle them like a littler of runt puppies!" Coach says, "Got it? Full throttle!" Nate says, "This has the potential to be the worst practice since that time I threw up during 'squat thrusts.'"