Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 30, 2009

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    carmy  almost 15 years ago

    and why would you be needing them?

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    Wenthral  almost 15 years ago

    and the moment she got them she would want nothing more then for them to go away.

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    Superfrog  almost 15 years ago

    Sometimes the crowd control barriers are just too effective.

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    madKanga  almost 15 years ago

    Danae: “I am the centre of the universe - why doesn’t everyone else recognise that!”

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Many children (and too many adults) think they are the center of the universe… and that the rest of us should all bow down and worship … with money of course! There is a lot more to life than “things”!

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    Potrzebie  almost 15 years ago

    hmm. How much did all of that gear cost her? Perhaps she could have invested it in some other scheme.

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    cdward  almost 15 years ago

    ^Cost her? Ha! Some bank is just now discovering their line barriers are missing.

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    What? do you mean I am not the center of the universe?

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    nonsequitous  almost 15 years ago

    What? do you mean I am not the center of the universe?

    Sorry. Last word from the cosmology boys is, there was only one Big Bang. That means the universe is not an ovoid.

    So-o-o …

    There can only be one of Me.

    So-o-rr-ee-ee-ee! - Marty Moose

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    wndrwrthg  almost 15 years ago

    Ah yes, the symbiosis of host and parasite. Although at times it is hard to tell which one is which.

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    the paparazzi specialize in being there when you least want them to be present.

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    Varnes  almost 15 years ago

    Seriously, Danae of all people would positively hate paparazzi. Hey, about a few more characters? I’m gettin’ a little bored of Danae. What have Flo and Captain Eddie been up to?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I didn’t think Earth (much less Danae) was anywhere near the center of the Universe.

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    nonsequitous  almost 15 years ago

    Ah yes, the symbiosis of host and parasite. Although at times it is hard to tell which one is which.

    Kind of like certain insects which eat the other mating partner after the act, except symbiotic in that respect.

    Wouldn’t it be loverly if those sorts of attention-crack addicted celebs and the paparazzi parasites could literally be so mutually self-destructive after their flash-camera mating dance.

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    Trebor39  almost 15 years ago

    What an ego Danae. Hollywood would suit you well.

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    Jocko84  almost 15 years ago

    That’s not Danae. That’s Wiley.

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    Dracip said, about 15 fine arts ago

    “There are only two kinds of music. Music that is played well, and music that isn’t….the style is seasoning….”

    Schickele Mix (PRI) had as its motto Duke Ellington’s maxim, “if it sounds good, it is good!” That’s the only rule for art.

    However, it’s not the only rule for what flavors of art I like…

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    Plods with ...™  almost 15 years ago

    You have to call ahead, like every other celeb

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    TimeTraveler said, about 15 half-baked ideas ago

    “get lucky …come back as a cartoonist

    “Yah, all the fame, fortune, groupies –

    “Oxymoron Alert!”

    Isn’t that like today’s Daddy’s Home , which asks about those who write jokes for 4-6 weeks ahead, to be read by people not present….

    Edit: to correct the reference…

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    treered  almost 15 years ago

    the longer Danae lives, the more she learns (or is supposed to)…

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    Ushindi  almost 15 years ago

    From Danae to suicide?

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    kpduty  almost 15 years ago

    Danae’s self image is usually better than this. When did Danae start needing the paparazzi? It’s in character to see her rolling out her own red carpet and smiling for the adoring fans which exist in the universe of her mind… An insecure Danae? Naaaah! She must be coming down with something!

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    DonVanni  almost 15 years ago

    They’re all over at Tiger Woods’ house.

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    cassaundra  almost 15 years ago

    Where is the genius boy/friend? we miss him.

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    BugsyMaroon  almost 15 years ago

    In an intake interview with Behavioral Health … I was asked if I ever thought about committing suicide … I said, Only symbolically …

    They said, because we have this petition from gocomics subscribers …

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    MatureCanadian  almost 15 years ago

    How awful for Danae to be so disappointed by life at such a young age. Make her smile again Wiley, that last panel is just too sad.

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    Ushindi  almost 15 years ago

    There are occasional times, Bugsy Maroon, when I bust up laughing when I read a comment - not very often, of course - yours was one today.

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