Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2011
August 03, 2011
August 05, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Your Honor, my idiot client would like me to withdraw our request for the death penalty. Instead, he'd like me to call our first character witness, his mother Patti. Mom: I don't like him. Judge: No one's asked you a question yet, Ms. Pastis. Mom: Oh... well, I still don't like him. Stephan's federal trial.
BananaSlug over 13 years ago
Does she know how she’s being shown in this comic? XD
SarahPlain over 13 years ago
Ms. Pastis? Was she a single parent?
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Mama Patti is smoking in Court?! I’ll not note our recent experience in my woeful state of a Mama Patti standing by her man in court. Didn’t work for Rod here, and this is not improving my opinion of Atty. Rat’s tactics there….
zero over 13 years ago
Patti Pastis? isn’t that a meat pie?
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago
She doesn’t like Stephan or Rat? Or both?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
A character assassination witness?
Cajtri87 over 13 years ago
True Motherly Love! :))
eddie6192 over 13 years ago
Yada,yada, yada……I miss Zeeba neba.
loonytoon09 over 13 years ago
She’s a real character all right lol. Doesn’t look so good for him.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
I wonder if she smokes after having sex?!?……☻
littlejeff over 13 years ago
She could try the “So, are you going to arrest me for smoking?” line Sharon Stone used in ‘Basic Instinct’, but I don’t think the effect would be the same.
Number Three over 13 years ago
Charming!
:(
xxx
Fan o’ Lio. over 13 years ago
Like I said last week, he is charged with felony paronomasia.Since rat is no longer seeking the death penalty for his client,I guess you could say: “No noose is good noose.”
mac47 over 13 years ago
What about his dad?
Jean_1960 over 13 years ago
Ah, this might work. I think the judge is starting to feel sorry for him.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
His mother is a real character.
codedaddy over 13 years ago
Down with humans! Up with goats and swine!
Keno21 over 13 years ago
Sounds like MY mom. Let’s just hope he gets the Casey Anthony jury…
mrjag1 over 13 years ago
Think Pastis is standing up for the bigger issues - as my great uncle did in the McCarthy era.Gropper
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
I see Patti, but where’s Selma?
jenny6664 over 13 years ago
I adore Stephan and I know his mommy loves him, toojenny6664