Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2011
August 05, 2011
August 07, 2011
Transcript:
Pastis: Hey, Pig, what are you doing here? Pig: Well, I know the trial isn't going great, Steph, and just want you to know that if you need, you know, moral support, you've got friends who can - Duck: Light this place up like a $*!@! Christmas tree. Pastis: I don't know you... I don't know you... I don't - Pig: That's Guard Duck and his R.P.G., silly. Duck: Yeah, and it was not easy getting this puppy through the metal detectors.
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
Has anyone got Guard Duck’s contact details? Looks like someone who can get things done. Mind you, I am glad he is not a cranky quacker like Donald. Very glad.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
LGD to the rescue!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
Looks like he’ll be going to jail with a duck. Cute cell mate!
zero over 13 years ago
That why they call him “duck…”
fuzzpunch over 13 years ago
Well if he ever gets into prison, LGD can get him out.
Rodney99 over 13 years ago
“So what’s his plan?”“He doesn’t think that far in advance!”
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
He doesn’t need any G.D. moral support, he needs more L.G.D. support.The problem is, I’m not sure LGD would go after Rat.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Yet again, Pig’s literal-mindedness leads him astray. Cartoon-Pastis does know who and what Li’l Guard Duck is; he is just verbalizing a wish for no more trouble…. BTW, How did LGD get his RPG into the courtroom? Is there an unconscious guard or two lying about outside one of the doorways?
zentuin over 13 years ago
Too bad there is going to be a sundays detour inbetween. I would love to see where this is going…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
The guards were a little amused when I showed up for jury duty & forgot to take my trusty box knife out of my pocket.They gave it back when I left.
Zebrails over 13 years ago
Now, we all know that Pig’s heart is in the right place. Bless that Ham!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
This could be interesting.
Poncede over 13 years ago
It’s not the RPG that will get LGD into trouble. It’s that he’s smoking in the courtroom!
WelshRat Premium Member over 13 years ago
With friends like these, who needs District Attourneys or Crown Prosecutors?
Comic Rogue over 13 years ago
I want Guard duck as my lawyer.
mac47 over 13 years ago
He probably blew it up.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Rocket-propelled grenade
stoic567 over 13 years ago
Hello LGD, I feel better already.
Number Three over 13 years ago
Oh my God!
Unexpected much?
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GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
philphan25 over 13 years ago
The question is, how did he really get through the metal detectors? I bet they aren’t there anymore.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Moral support . . . fire support—I always get those two mixed up.
milady1 over 13 years ago
Not even sure if I wanna know HOW LGD got it through the metal detectors…
pocounohamster over 13 years ago
I am still wondering what happend to Rats job as a TV news reporter…he could cover the trial that he is the defense atty. for… am hoping it takes a while, but that all stories will be connected. Gotta love LGD and Pig! Oh and Stephan too and Rat it goes without saying.
sthrncal over 13 years ago
Love the Duck!!!!!
lady lar over 13 years ago
Stephan’s next line will be, “Guard! Duck!”. And he’ll save the day. Chucklesnort.
folklegendredux over 13 years ago
Guard Duck is my hero.
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Please let there be a “Pearls” movie within my lifetime!
Tipper442 over 13 years ago
if anyone doesn’t love guard duck I hope that they get blown to !#&@
silentshadow over 13 years ago
how DID guard duck get it past the metal detectors
silentshadow over 13 years ago
???
ideastaken about 13 years ago
wish i had a friend like that at my trial