FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 09, 2011

Know your federal regulations — for fun and profit!

I don’t remember this one in the series, one of the best.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we still had those disclosure laws…the “Citizens United” case didn’t do us any favors here.

First no cell phone and now she threatens to discipline?!Andy the supermom!!!!!!!!! :-D

I think a lot of people missed the fact that Peter said he would pay for it himself yesterday. Granted, he’d be stuck in a 2 year contract and they’d have to help him out if he couldn’t pay but that’s still a lot better than a kid who expects it for free just because everyone else has one. And anyone who’s had a car break down in the middle of nowhere will tell you that cell phones have solved some massive safety issues from the past.

That was a $10 speech at least. A lawyer would say it at $100 a word.

I have a built in cell(S) in my brain. The doctors say it’s malignant and growing.

We only have Paige’s word that Andy keeps the temperature unreasonably low in the wintertime—and Paige, to put it mildly, tends to exaggerate everything.

Here’s a weird thought: could a man use his natural brain to design a cyber brain even more powerful than the natural brain that designed it?

after that, my ambition to be a Jeopardy champ will likely have gone out the window.