FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 11, 2011
August 10, 2011
August 12, 2011
Transcript:
Peter: I can't decide which model of cell phone to get. Jason: Get this kind where you can change the faceplate. That way, you can have a blue phone one day, a red one the next, a silver one the day after that. Peter: The reason being?... Jason: Mom'll think you went crazy and bought a dozen different phones. She'll go ape and chew your head off. Peter: The idea is to pick one for my enjoyment. Jason: Come on, please? I've had a slow summer.
kittenpah over 13 years ago
Geez, Jason, you really telegraphed that one.
JonGl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Goodness! The phones have stick antennas!
suzleigh over 13 years ago
Don’t pick the one with a rotary dial!
NE1956 over 13 years ago
I’m with Jason. I’d love to see mom go apes***. Why should other moms have all the fun.
Xane_T over 13 years ago
Jason may be smart but he’s not good at being subtle.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Was Jason #13 at the Last Supper?
chromosome Premium Member over 13 years ago
So that’s the purpose! I always thought that’s how you told the males from the females.
zerotsm over 13 years ago
Actually the bar phones with the “slot” antenna inside are somewhat directional, with the RF pointing away from your head.
falcon_370f over 13 years ago
Whatsa matter Jason? Has Paige gotten that good at evading your “Quincy” ambushes?
falcon_370f over 13 years ago
I used to have a phone just Like Jason suggested. I did change the faceplate on it more than once. Unfortunately it died earlier this year :-(