Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2011
August 22, 2011
August 24, 2011
Transcript:
Croc: Hey zeebs... Crocs make you ice cream cake to say we truly sorry for past meestakes... Oh, no. Ice cream melting and me no can fit through bars. Oh, well. Guess you has to open gate. Croc: He no leesten gud.
Didn’t check in advance whether Zeeba Neighba has an irresistible passion for ice cream cake, ehh, Larry? Oh, well; no use crying over melted ice cream….
@Trusted Mech As a Floridian, I know several people who have bounced handgun rounds off gators’ tough backs. I assume crocs would be similar. Good thing these ones are standing up, I guess.
These crocs remind me of Wile E. Coyote. Why not eat the cake themselves if they’re hungry? Got enough money to live in a house? They maybe you have enough to go to the butcher shop… of course, finding a butcher shop that sells zebra meat…
Pastis said he had a few more Croc strips before they threw him in the pokey. He’s gone way past a few, too many with this one. Throw da bum in the slammer!
margueritem about 13 years ago
He no dummy…
kreole about 13 years ago
The crocs are cool……..and obvious in their devious astuteness.
zero about 13 years ago
Walls & gates make better crocs…
Proginoskes about 13 years ago
Hey, that cake fit through the bars in the end …
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Didn’t check in advance whether Zeeba Neighba has an irresistible passion for ice cream cake, ehh, Larry? Oh, well; no use crying over melted ice cream….
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
He no trust you gud.
mailinutile2 about 13 years ago
Of course the next step will be a croc tryting to melt so that he can pass through the bars, too.
chekhovskaya about 13 years ago
@Trusted Mech As a Floridian, I know several people who have bounced handgun rounds off gators’ tough backs. I assume crocs would be similar. Good thing these ones are standing up, I guess.
billtjr52 about 13 years ago
Those kids built a really nice wall!
tcity about 13 years ago
Love how he’s still got his arms out in the final panel.
Number Three about 13 years ago
Awwwww, How cute..
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icerobinmom about 13 years ago
I’m actually starting to feel bad for the crocs.
JP Steve Premium Member about 13 years ago
More like crocodile intolerant!
mrcharmander934 about 13 years ago
Nice try, find new plan.
Sondra Gail about 13 years ago
These crocs remind me of Wile E. Coyote. Why not eat the cake themselves if they’re hungry? Got enough money to live in a house? They maybe you have enough to go to the butcher shop… of course, finding a butcher shop that sells zebra meat…
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
I wonder how long they waited there to see if Zebra would change his mind. Long enough for the cake to completely melt, apparently.
If the barbarians (I mean crocs) are at the gate, how does Zebra leave his home without being attacked?
iFerrarifan about 13 years ago
The cake is a lie
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Pastis said he had a few more Croc strips before they threw him in the pokey. He’s gone way past a few, too many with this one. Throw da bum in the slammer!
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Learning from their mistake, the crocs return the next day with a different flavor cake.
jonvgar about 13 years ago
Zeebs?
ConnorSchmidt over 3 years ago
That cake would fit if he turned it sideways. LOL