Oh woe is me ! It’s plain to see,17 billion termites will be the death of me.Alas, and alack we can’t take the bomb back,we’ll defend ourselves before they attack.Kick-A-Poo Joy Juice we’ll mix with D.T. ,the odor alone would smote you & me.So rally round the corn crib boys, toot the horn, raise the flag, & make a loud noise.Hurry and gather men, women, and boys.Before each beast tends to dine and feast,each Dogpatcher must spray 500 plants at least.Our plan is to exterminate them as quick as we can,we had best start now before the " BREW " hits the fan !
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 12 years ago
Attack of the Giant Turnip Termites! Shudder!
JollyRoger56 over 12 years ago
Somebody put anti-aircraft gun emplacements all around dogpatch! QUICK!
rmacprivate over 12 years ago
Don’t worry Godzilla will save us!
Stagger Lee over 12 years ago
THEM!
Philamon Madison over 12 years ago
I think they (whoever they are) should re-run Fosdick.
cowboy1 over 12 years ago
Oh woe is me ! It’s plain to see,17 billion termites will be the death of me.Alas, and alack we can’t take the bomb back,we’ll defend ourselves before they attack.Kick-A-Poo Joy Juice we’ll mix with D.T. ,the odor alone would smote you & me.So rally round the corn crib boys, toot the horn, raise the flag, & make a loud noise.Hurry and gather men, women, and boys.Before each beast tends to dine and feast,each Dogpatcher must spray 500 plants at least.Our plan is to exterminate them as quick as we can,we had best start now before the " BREW " hits the fan !