The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 03, 2011

Earth is going to get hardening of the arsheries.

Daddy?

She was going to meet her revolution, I could tell by Copernicus’s stand

Was their name Rolling Rock or was that a watery New England beer?

She preferred him when she was flat and he revolved around her. Sigh… the memories.

ladyfingers86 “What’s in the bowl?” stardates

@Lewreader: Latrobe, in western Pa.

Shouldn’t he be saying “I set you on fire,” why talk about him in the 3rd person?

Yeah, yeah, I know, it ruins the joke.

Had he just said aloud, “You light up my life,” he could have went back to his remote. sigh -http://about.me/booksatthebeach

It’s morning again in America.

The ‘precession of the equinoxes’ is a continuous, 24,000 year cycle that has no beginning or end. There is nothing astronomically unusual about 12/21/2012, other than the usual winter solstice. The date is significant because it’s the day the Olmec-Mayan ‘Long-Count’ calendar ends after 5,125 years.

You’re exaggerating Sun. She’s very geologically active.Be happy that you didn’t marry a truly inactive dud like the Moon. Or worse yet, a big, fat gas-cloud like Jupiter.

Well Sunny you certainly are a ray of sunshine today!

Preparation H2O will cool off his asteroids, caused by unwanted Klingons from Uranus

“But that lucky ol’ sunGot nothin’ to doBut roll ‘roun’ Heaven all day!”