Hillbillyman – The one you mention is authentic. It is in the old “Boot Hill” cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona, site of the famous shootout at the OK Corral.
Here lies the body of Mary Lee;died at the age of a hundred and three.For fifteen years she kept her virginity.Not a bad record for this vicinity.(Quint: Jaws 1975)
♪♫ Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says, he does…Mr. Morton ate too much salt.. Mr. Morton ate…Mr. Morton ignored advice.. Mr. Morton ignored…Mr. Morton got sicker.. Mr. Morton declined..Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says, he does…Mr. Morton was lonely.. Mr. Morton was…Mr, Morton lost his-girl, Pearl.. Mr, Morton lost..Mr. Morton walked off alone.. Mr. Morton walked..Mr. Morton is the subject of our story, and with a gun, off his head, he blew…. ♪♫
I suspect it’s the same as mine. One day in 1993, I took a day trip from London to Portmerion. I caught a 7:00 am train from Euston Station, changed at Wolverhampton, Shrewsbury and Dovey Junction. I only had a couple of hours to spend there before catching the train back. That went all the way to Birmingham New Street, where I changed for the last time, getting back to London around 1:00 a.m. It was well worth it. My only disappointments were that the head of the statue of Sir Clough Williams Ellis was missing, and the green dome had been painted a shade of copper.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
My Favorite: Here lies Less Moore… 4 sluggs from a 44no less no more.
oldbooger over 13 years ago
Catch the name on the bottom panel left . . . the deceased’s name is Morton. Get it, Morton Salt!
davidf42 over 13 years ago
Hillbillyman – The one you mention is authentic. It is in the old “Boot Hill” cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona, site of the famous shootout at the OK Corral.
axe-grinder over 13 years ago
I’ve learned a wonderful new and ancient word this morning: *pelf.* I will now await an opportunity to use it in conversation.
Redhead55 over 13 years ago
An epitaph:Life’s a jest and all things show itI thought so once, but now I know it.
SofaKing Premium Member over 13 years ago
436rge over 13 years ago
How about drawing a cameo appearance of Zak Bagans and some ghosts?
boldyuma over 13 years ago
Here lies the body of Mary Lee;died at the age of a hundred and three.For fifteen years she kept her virginity.Not a bad record for this vicinity.(Quint: Jaws 1975)
boldyuma over 13 years ago
“On the whole..I’d rather be in Philadelphia”(supposedly on W.C. Fields tombstone)or Bakersfield….doubt me? Have you ever been to Bakersfield?
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
♪♫ Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says, he does…Mr. Morton ate too much salt.. Mr. Morton ate…Mr. Morton ignored advice.. Mr. Morton ignored…Mr. Morton got sicker.. Mr. Morton declined..Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says, he does…Mr. Morton was lonely.. Mr. Morton was…Mr, Morton lost his-girl, Pearl.. Mr, Morton lost..Mr. Morton walked off alone.. Mr. Morton walked..Mr. Morton is the subject of our story, and with a gun, off his head, he blew…. ♪♫
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
I suspect it’s the same as mine. One day in 1993, I took a day trip from London to Portmerion. I caught a 7:00 am train from Euston Station, changed at Wolverhampton, Shrewsbury and Dovey Junction. I only had a couple of hours to spend there before catching the train back. That went all the way to Birmingham New Street, where I changed for the last time, getting back to London around 1:00 a.m. It was well worth it. My only disappointments were that the head of the statue of Sir Clough Williams Ellis was missing, and the green dome had been painted a shade of copper.
boldyuma over 13 years ago
I want the words on my tombstone to say…“Ran Out Of Ammo”