Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 11, 2011
August 10, 2011
August 12, 2011
Transcript:
Police Dept Public Information Office Man: "This press release should say "we have not yet gathered evidence", not "we're clueless"!"
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
They’re just being honest Chief.
Arianne over 13 years ago
^ … would that make them headless?
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
Kind of like a dog with no trees?
NE1956 over 13 years ago
If I read the Cap’ns version, I’d still see F&E’s version.
taker49 over 13 years ago
Well captain, we’ve hit the nail right on the head
lewisbower over 13 years ago
How about, “We have transferred this important investigation to the cold files division”?
momazilla over 13 years ago
And even when they are clueless, they just make it up as they go along.
Jeciel over 13 years ago
That’s why he is the boss. The boss chooses his words wisely.
fredbuhl over 13 years ago
Wouldn’t a congressional commitee being clueless be much more accurate?
bmonk over 13 years ago
Hey—they are just trying to be efficient. Which press release is more likely to be edited: one using six words to describe the state of affairs, or one with just two?