Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 05, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Since when did any kings go to public school?

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    So that’s what turned him to a life of Finkery.

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    How could that shrimp go to “High School”?

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    ImaginaryFriend  over 13 years ago

    He went to school that was paid for by the public. Got a degree in Liberal Arts. Only job he wanted was to be king, but not because he is good at it.

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    twj0729  over 13 years ago

    OK. I gve up…“Purple Nurples?”

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    The Vice Prinsipal said to me and the mean old bully, “it takes two to fight. You’re both suspended for 3 days.” Then he pulled me aside. “I’ve known your family for years, we go to the same church, your father and I have spent many a night drinking his bourbon. Now if you don’t beat the tar out of that thug, I’m going to call your father.” I had a smile on my lips as I searched that idiot out.

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    tuslog64  over 13 years ago

    I can’t say I was bullied in school, though I was at the bottom of the pecking order. (and now I’ve outlived many of them)

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    REDROCKER51  over 13 years ago

    PURPLE NURPLES?? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I HEARD THAT>>>? WAIT TILL I GO BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM !!! LOL !!!

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    mark63  over 13 years ago

    I had never herd the term Purple Nurples I have herd of cripple nipple, titty twister & even blue tit , what preytel is a nurple

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    rgcviper  over 13 years ago

    [Snerk] That seems wrong in a way, but it’s just funny.

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    sunshine369  over 13 years ago

    The future king got bullied? i wonder why….

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