Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 26, 2011
August 25, 2011
August 27, 2011
Transcript:
Norman: It's so weird... Whenever I wish I could meet the perfect girl, I always bump into you! Norma: And you're always rude! Norman: Now you tell me that your name is Norma, which means "The perfect girl." Norma: That might explain why you keep bumping into me, but why do I keep bumping into you?? It's not like I've been wishing to meet a rude lunkhead!
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
In a preview for the latest “Final Destination”, a police officer says something like: “I’ve seen this happen before: Some people survive a horrible accident, and one by one, they die.” That has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve heard recently.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
When I think of all the love’s I’ve lost, Thank you Lord.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
They are almost at the top of the spillway; I’ll bet they come together for the ride down!….☻
steelersneo over 13 years ago
Pat Benatar said it’s a battlefield.
EricAlder over 13 years ago
Hmmm… maybe she’s NOT the perfect girl? After all, you can name your kid “Zeus” and that doesn’t mean anything.