Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2002
February 23, 2002
February 25, 2002
Transcript:
"Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home. Your house is on fire and your children are - " "All right...Why don't you just stop right there?" "First off, I live in a condo, not a 'house'. Second, I installed automatic sprinklers last year. Third, my kids are at day care, okay?" "Fourth, if I may be frank, I really don't appreciate a dumb, obscenely overweight pig attempting to inflict unnecessary stress upon me." "So, you stupid pig, I'd like you to meet Morton, my attorney, who will now sue you for intentional infliction of emotional distress." "Sue the pig, Morton." "Summons, Pig...You're going down." "Can't we all just get along?"
Catnat about 13 years ago
Rat as a peacemaker…that’s a first.
faithcross almost 13 years ago
lol
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 13 years ago
Yes, the irony of this strip is not lost on me.
draconic lady almost 11 years ago
Even the bugs are getting lawsuit happy.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
These are the kind of strips in Pearls Before Swine I like.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy about 6 years ago
Smash his &$!
This dude is me about 6 years ago
This is a hint of the more political-justice comics to come
Beware of Duck (Happy Pride Month!!) over 4 years ago
Pig was singing a song in the first panel, that I had to sing in elementary school. Except we had to sing it in German. “Murinwurchen, zetas dieche, off miene hande, off miene hande.”
Death's Smile over 3 years ago
The pig was just singing and then he gets sued?
The Moose Group almost 3 years ago
Might be time to bring out the flyswatter
robert423elliott almost 3 years ago
That lawyer bug has one helluva briefcase!
No One in Particular over 2 years ago
Is “intentional infliction of emotional distress” actually a felony?
snowie ✔️ over 2 years ago
just crush them with your fist already