Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2002

Transcript:

"Dear Lions, As you know, my zebra herd has written to you numerous times to try and improve our relationship." "Given that these efforts have not been successful, the temptation is to blame the other party." "However, as such accusations could only be counter-productive, we zebras have taken it upon ourselves to examine our own possible fault in this." "Why are we constantly killed?...Perhaps we are defeatist...Perhaps we have unresolved childhood scars that create a feeling of unworthiness...Perhaps we're enablers." "We invite you to examine your own motives in this and reflect thoughtfully upon why it is you feel compelled to kill...We look forward to receiving your thoughts." "YOU TASTE GUD." "Sigh."