Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2004
Transcript:
"I can't sleep." "PING PING PING PING" "Oh, super...the Anxieteers are back. What's it tonight, fellas?" "It's your girlfriend. She's cheating on you." "Cheating on me?? With who?" "Ken, the guy in the graphics department." "Ken?" "Yep, the guy she always says is so funny...the guy she says makes her laugh." "...The guy she always has 'lunch' with." "The guy you mentioned you were suspicious about, which made her yell at you and call you 'paranoid' and 'overpossessive'." "No no no NOOOOOO!! I can't believe it! How could she?? I...I...I...I..." "...I...don't have a girlfriend." "What?? Isn't this 505 Sansome Street??" "No...it's 803 Hearst." "You IDIOT! How could you mess up?" "Fred wrote down the address!" "I did not! Bob did!" "Ohh, blame me, why don't you?!" "Everyone shut up!! Just shut up!! We've got to get to 505 Sansome fast!" "Sorry I'm late, honey...Ken and I had a meeting." "Oh."
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
Rat and Pig’s address is different in a later strip. Funny, I don’t remember them moving.
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
Yup a meeting……… you don’t want to know what I’m revering to..
m.l. over 12 years ago
mari1313 over 11 years ago
Anxieteers: First appeared in an earlier strip, sole purpose is too keep people from sleep and make them nervous. The orange one is the odd one, he undremind the anxieteers’ progress by comforting rat.
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
im not an adult
IgnatiaOrr almost 11 years ago
What adults? I’m 15.
mcapone over 8 years ago
In case anyone’s curious, 505 Sansome St in San Francisco is the TransAmerica Pyramid building. 803 Hearst is actually in Berkeley, and is a bunch of law offices. Possibly Stephan’s old stomping grounds?