Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 15, 2004

Transcript:

"What are you doing pig?" "I'm the grand pea, and I'm combating vegetableism." "You're combating what?" "Vegetableism...the discriminatory treatment of certain vegetables based solely upon the type of vegetable they are." "Are you #@#@#@ kidding me?? have you lost yer #@#@#@*# mind??" "Hardley. look behind you." "Restricted beach area p eas keep out" "You idiot! that sign just lost a couple of letters...it's supposed to say "please." not "peas." "Please tell me you knew that." "...and that you're not that stupid." "...and that you wouldn't organize a protest over a misreading of a sign." "I did." "I'm not." "I wouldn't." "Good." "See Ya." "Good." "Bye." "First, the good news...." "We're here! We're green! Get used to it!" "No peas! No justice!" "What's so funny about peas. love and understanding?"