Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 22, 2004

Transcript:

"I hear your zebra herd has started an "adopt-a-zebra" program." "Yeah. We send zebras into the homes of crocodile families." "What for?" "It's sort of a cultural exchange. We figure that if they get to know us personally and learn about our culture. They're less likely to eat us." "But isn't that dangerous?" "Not really. The program contains heavy fines for any crocodile family who causes harm to their adopted zebra." "What a wonderful idea." "We think so." "...So then he interrupts our game to talk about "zebra history month." and larry here says,"How 'bouts we make him zebra history?." and we all started laughing and joking and...........aw, gee, honey...I guess you just had to be there."