Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2004

Transcript:

"HI...I'd like to just get this box of corn flakes...Are you new here?" "Yep...First day...Now skip the chit chat and gimme the box." "Riiiiip!" "One....Two.....Three..." "Why'd you do that?" "Back off, Slim...I'm counting corn flakes...." "Grocery Mart" "...211...212...213...214..." "Why are you-" "Seriously, dude, back off...I do not need that kind of attitude on my first day." "...574...575." "That's the end of 'em..." "...575 Corn flakes...575 @*###@ Cornflakes....." "I'm sorry, but I -" "Shut your mouth, sir...Shut your mouth...You're in enough trouble as it is...Don't compound it by playing me for the fool....Now clean up these corn flakes and get the @#* out of here before I pound your fat head with a box of corn meal, you slimy two-faced weasel..." "...And the manager fired you??" "Yeah, and I was like, 'Duuude, I did not write the rules," and he's like 'Dude, that is not how the 'ten items or less' lane works....'"