Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2004
November 06, 2004
November 08, 2004
Transcript:
"Rat says this actor can't make any more movies because he's under six feet." "He's six feet under." "That's what I said." "You said 'under six feet.'" "Is there a difference?" "The former is dead." "How did the farmer die?" "Former." "How did the former farmer die?" "Forget it...all you need to know is that the latter is too short." "So he fell off?" "Fell off what?" "The ladder." "NO ONE FELL OFF ANY LADDER!!" "...He was ...pushed?" "AAAAAUGHH!!" "...I'd like to report a suspicious goat."
Havelock_Vetinari about 13 years ago
One of the earliest Pearls strips I remember. Still a favorite. Love how Pig looks in the third to last panel.
KatP Premium Member over 11 years ago
You might as well talk to the wall Goat.
IgnatiaOrr about 11 years ago
I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Enguneer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
When was it that Rat said “he can’t make any more movies because he’s six feet under” ? I started 3 months ago reading these strips since the beginning (Jan 7, 2002), and I remember Rat saying that in another joke to Pig, but I couldn’t find the strip! It’s not a Sunday strip back to August 29, 2004.
the snoopy dude over 7 years ago
i can remember it
PBS1! over 5 years ago
I am not drunk, but I just have to put five ha’s on this. HAHAHAHAHA!
JamesErdman almost 5 years ago
Who’s on first
Are2Dee2 7 months ago
Hahaha