Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2004

Transcript:

"Dear rest of the world, I hear you think we're nuts." "Well, it's not true... Only some of us are nuts." "So I had an idea. We'll take out shortsighted, arrogant nutballs and send them to some island. You gather up your shortsighted, arrogant nutballs and do the same." "Once there, these cuckoo monkeys can strut and yell and throw coconuts at each other while the rest of us enjoy a nice cup of tea." "Aww... What a nice sentiment to send to the world... It's so beautiful... Do you mind if I ADD a little something?" "Ohh, you bet! The more love, the better... Maybe the whole world can come together and sing and dance... and play... and... ...and" "OBEY." "Minor tweak."