Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2005

Transcript:

"What are you drawing?" "It's my new comic strip, "Dickie, the Cockroach You Love To Love."" "What's it about?" "It's about a cockroach with no tolerence for stupidity... If you say something stupid, Dickie ties you up and slaps duct tape over your mouth." "Why does he do that?" "Because Dickie believes that stupid people do not have the right to talk. In fact, sometimes he gets so mad, he'll even boot 'em in the rear." "That's no way to treat people. Everyone deserves a chance . You just gotta be patient and show some understanding." "BOOT!"