Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 05, 2005
June 04, 2005
June 06, 2005
Transcript:
"Okay, zeeba neighba...me tired of your games, so me hire sopheestivated lawyer. He write openeeng statement for me. Peese shut mouf. Leesten." "Ahem...Gud eveneegs, people of da world. Chapter nine, scene two, Psalm seexten off United States Conseetution say thees--and me quote-- Ees okay me keel you."" "Me rest case." "Listen, I don't mean to embarrass you or your attorney, but I can assure you that those words are not in the consitution...if you really want to debate this, I suggest you and your lawyer try to formulate a slightly more forceful opening statement." "Whisper whisper whisper" "Your mama fat as house."
uksing921 about 9 years ago
Best comeback ever.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Ooooooh burn.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Seems like Mr. “President” got his lawyer recommendations from Larry.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy over 6 years ago
In the Beginning Pearls book, the second panel duplicates and the 3rd panel was blocked. CURSE YOU, BOOK PEOPLE
ergsrge over 4 years ago
The crocs probably already killed Zebra’s mom.
dogpile357 over 4 years ago
Oh snap, fat mama jokes
PBS1! over 3 years ago
The way he cited the Constitution tho. XD