Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2005

Transcript:

"Gee, Rat...You've got 424 unplayed messages on your cell phone." "Yes. I know." "How come?" "Because people are stupid, and I hate them. You see, my rotund friend, I have discovered that the key to happiness is to be entirely unreachable at all times." "Oh, gosh, no...I love to talk to other people. Everyone's perspective is so unique. You learn all sorts of stuff. In fact, if you really think about it, it's probably one of the most rewarding parts of your day." "Gee, I hadn't thought of it like that...You know, I gotta run to a doctor's appointment, but I'd really like to continue this conversation." "...Do you think you could call me?" "You bet. Which phone?" "Call my cell." "You got it, big guy." "I love it when he keeps an open mind."