Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 01, 2006

Transcript:

"I love taking my coffee outside and drinking it in the beauty of nature...the sky...the trees...the grass." "And look...heh heh heh...a little old worm." "...You poor little guy." "Just inching along...ever so slowly...from one hole to another..." "What a sad little life...no meaning...no purpose...poor l'il fella..." "Whe you die, I eat you...Who's your daddy now, #^&$)@?" scoot scoot scoot "I'd be just as happy inside a 'Starbucks'."