Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2006

Transcript:

"Can I help you two?" "Yeah...we're looking for the wine country." "Well...you found it...not much to look at though is it?" "It looks okay to me." "Yeah. But it's not." "Way too hot in the summer." "Too foggy at night." "Much too crowded." "Ohh, the traffic." "The traffic? What about the pollen? Oy...my allergies?" "Guys guys guys...wine country...wine country...W-I-N-E...no 'H'." "...Oh." "No idea man." "But it's probably a TERRIBLE place to visit!!" "Way, way overpriced, dude!" "Get back here!...I haven't finished listing my health problems!!" "I don't think this place'll catch on." "Shut up, moron...Next time, I read the map."