Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2006

Transcript:

"What are you writing, Pig?" "My first novel." "Can I see it?" "Sure..." "This is a little stilted, Pig...You ever tried writing sort of stream-of-consciousness?" "What is that?" "You just kind of let your thoughts flow out on the page quickly, without a lot of self-editing. Some people think it's the key to great prose." "Really?" "Yeah...Try it." write write write write Banana dog fig face Banana dog fig face Banana dog fig face HOSANNA! "Looks like his stream-of-consciousness became a babbling brook of badness." "Will you please-" "Cheese-sticks! Cheese-sticks! Cheese-sticks!"