Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2007
February 17, 2007
February 19, 2007
Transcript:
"Hey there, Ray... I heard you and your brother Hugh got jobs at that new fast food place downtown... how's it going?" "Not too good, Pig... our boos wants the two of us to keep a count of how many customers we serve per hour... the higher our combined total, the higher our bonus." "What's wrong with that?" "Well, my count's real high, but Hugh is super slow... he's going to lose us our bonus." "So what are you gonna do?" "What <i>can</i> I do? I want my bonus and I want Hugh to get his bonus, so I guess I'm gonna have to just double my customer count." "That's asking too much of yourself, Ray." "Then what should I do?" "Ask not what your count, Ray, can do for Hugh... ask what Hugh can do for your count, Ray." "You should be ashamed." S.PASTIS
yesitisi over 13 years ago
That semed to take a lot of planning… I love pearls…
Soroxas over 12 years ago
He looks more like he does today
foxsurrickgocomic about 12 years ago
He really should be ashamed
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
Oh my head
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
For those who didn’t get it….Ask not what your country can do for you,ask what you can do for your country.
huky over 4 years ago
lol wow
A_Dilophosaurus almost 4 years ago
Who else saw a pun coming in panel one?
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 3 years ago
Another great Pastism!
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is this the first time Rat yelled at Pastis for making a terrible pun?