Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2007
March 17, 2007
March 19, 2007
Transcript:
"Larry, I think it's time you talked to our son about the birds and the bees." "Oh, peese woomun.. No be stoopid. Why me do dat?" "Because you're his <i>father</i>, Larry.. it's your <i>job.</i>" "OHHkay, fine, if it make you shut you mouf." "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "Birds is gud. Eat dem if you can. But no eat bees. Dey steeng you face." "Thanks, Dad, but I already knew that." "Beeeeeeg waste of time."
ArtCreator almost 13 years ago
Um…. it wasn’t THAT birds and bees conversation…… it was um…. the OTHER one……..
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
once again, im not an adult
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
I’m not very sure
Comicness7 about 6 years ago
Whhhhhhhy is mommy croc wearing a bikini?
Drunk Larry about 3 years ago
It’s not the birds and bees, it’s the parrots and the bats
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
So, the crocs, like the other animals, go au natural all the time. But when they go to the beach, they have to abide with the beach dress code???