Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2007

Transcript:

Danny Donkey hated people. "I hate you." They made him wait at the supermarket. GROCERY STORE They made him wait at the video store. VIDEO STORE They made him wait at the amusement park. AMUSEMENT PARK So Danny Donkey cut the line. Cut the line at the supermarket. Cut the line at the video store. Cut the line at the amusement park. Why, Danny Donkey cut every line he could find. CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT But for everything we do, there are consequences. And this was no exception. For as a result of all his line-cutting, Danny Donkey saw that he had become something he had never been before... Happy. "You are not putting this in a book for children." "'So, remember, kids, never wait your turn.'" "Wow! What a time-saver!"