Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2007
October 13, 2007
October 15, 2007
Transcript:
ART GALLERY "Hello there. Can I help you?" "Yes... I'm looking for a colorful painting for my bedroom." "I see... well, there's this one here. It's called, ' The Ferret's Elf.'" "Oh, gee, no... those colors are much too fair... I'm looking for something with darker, richer colors... oh, well.. thanks anyways." "Wait wait wait... don't leave... we have many paintings with darker hues... I assure you... this is the only one like this." "Really?" "Yes... the only thing we have too fair is 'Ferret's Elf.'" "Say your prayers, cartoonist boy." S.PASTIS
Flapperhatgirl! over 12 years ago
It’s kinda amazing that he can come up with gags like that. Maybe it’s wishing myself into the insane asylum, but I wish I had a brain like that.
Soroxas over 12 years ago
I think this is the first time Rat tried to kill Steph after a joke
PearlsBe4SwineFreak13 over 11 years ago
the pun, if anyone was wondering, is "we have nothing to fear but fear itself
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
thanks!
BOSFLASH over 5 years ago
That was really contrived. Like setting up a trébuchet to hurl snowballs into a castle wall.
joehercules about 5 years ago
im a retired air traffic controller, we were about to recover 80 jets, a bystander doing a study asked how we could handle that pressure, i said we bend way down, put our head between our legs and kiss our ass goodbye, true story
MALCOLMSTENZEL over 4 years ago
can someone explain what the pun is?
LOAFY almost 4 years ago
I love these long puns!
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
This has got to be one of the oldest puns.