Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2008

Transcript:

"Take me. Take me. Take me. Take me." "What's Pig doing?" "He's chasing airplanes. He does it whenever he gets depressed." "Why would he do that?" "Because they're going somewhere and he wants to go there too." "Take me. Take me." "But he doesn't even know where they're going...How does he know he wants to go there?" "Because wherever it is, it's not here." "Isn't that the saddest thing you've ever seen?" "No." Take meeeee" Wham "It's when he runs into the telephone poles." "Hospital take me."