Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2008
October 11, 2008
October 13, 2008
Transcript:
"I saw a documentary last night on these navy guys who work on submarines." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, it was amazing. When the sub surfaced. They got out and stood on top of it." "Why was that amazing?" "Because the poor little sub was rocking back and forth and these guys just stood on top of it with their hands behind their back, so balanced to controlled." "You could probably do that same stance. Here, stand up here like they do and I'll rock you back and forth." "Well, gee do you reall think I could-" "There you go, Pig! You're doing it! You're doing it!" "Excuse me, but can I ask what's going on here?" "Hi, officer! Look at me! I have a controlled sub stance!" sigh
qwazwaz almost 13 years ago
ohhhhh…. now i get it
11256 over 12 years ago
I don’t get it . . .
mistervoiceguy over 12 years ago
Pastis has a way with words…LOL
COMIC-ER over 12 years ago
Why would a policeman need to investigate that?
m.l. over 12 years ago
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
_ poor pig
Rufus_the_Sly almost 11 years ago
I love reading Dan’s comments. He’s like a walking billboard for “stay in school, kids.”
comicsfanaticman over 2 years ago
His prison number is 5 in binary
leopardglily over 1 year ago
This is so dumb… and so funny. I think dumb wins, but I laughed stupidly hard at it, so who’s to say.