Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2008

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"Yo, Zeebs...Whatcha doin'?" "Fixing some old vinyl records I have..." "Fixing how?" "Oh, I heard if you rub 'vicks vaporub' on the record and let it sit overnight, you can get rid of the scratches." "Really?" "Yeah, but who knows...I'll tell you thought, this is a ton of work... If you could help me a little, I'll pay you." "how many do I have to do?" "Right now, I just want to do my old Baroque albums. They're the most scratched, we can put vicks on the other ones later." "Oh, good...So I don't ahve to do any of these jazz ones?" "No, No...If it ain't baroque dont' vicks it." Comic strip character for hire Will work for strip that doesn't produce great shame