Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2009

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Rat says, "What's with the discus?" Pig says, "I've started competing in meets. Turns out when I put all my weight into it, I can throw really far." Pig says, "Almost?yesterday I threw it super far, but this other competitor named Gus got my throw erased." Rat says, "How'd he do that?" Pig says, "Well, he was really upset because he said my throw got lifted by a burst of wind, so he went to the track officials." Rat says, "And what did he say?" Pig says, "This Gus discussed his disgust with this gust on his discus." Rat says, "You are why newspapers are failing." S. Pastis