Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2010

Transcript:

Goat says, "What's that in your ear?" Rat says, "Bluetooth. I've formed my own public relations agency, and I need to be in constant communication. This is my first client, Mr. G. Duck." Goat says, "Guard Duck? Why would you hire Rat?" Guard Duck says, "I had a little incident, and now everybody's in a tizzy." Goat says, "What happened?" Guard Duck says, "I was goofing around in an F-16 fighter jet and I pressed a button I guess I shouldn't have, and... well... I blew up downtown." Goat says, "You blew up-" Rat says," Uh uh uh uh uh" Rat says, "My client commenced the revitalization of the city's once-thriving commercial district." Goat says, "Some people get permits." Guard Duck says, "Missiles are quicker." Rat says, "Urban renewal: It just can't wait."