Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 18, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "Do you realize that at any given moment, you're as young as you'll ever be?" Stephan says, "So what's that mean?" Rat says, "If you want to jump around like a little kid, there's no time like the present." CRACK PAIN AGONY TORMENT TORTURE Rat says, "Do you realize that at any given moment, you're as old as you've ever been?" Stephan says, "You @*@*@ little..." Pig says, "Silly Steph... knees don't bend that way."