Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2011
January 29, 2011
January 31, 2011
Transcript:
Rat says, "What do you got there, Pig?" Pig says, "My new tennis shoes. This one's got baloos all over it." Rat says, "What's a baloo." Pig says, "The big bear from 'The Jungle Book'" Rat says, "What's on the other one?" Pig says, "A picture of Dwyane Wade. He's my favorite basketball player. And not only do the shoes look good, they're practically indestructible." Rat says, "So I can bang the bottom of them on the counter?" Pig says, "Yep." Rat says, "And poke them in the side with a fork?" Pig says, "Oh, yeah... in fact, the only part of them that's weak is the top where the laces are." Rat says, "So what does that mean? I can do everything but step on top of them?" Pig says, "Right. You can do anything but stay off of my baloos wade shoes." Rat says, "Elvis has left the building."
11256 over 12 years ago
love it! good song
mrcomicsfan about 12 years ago
Don’t get it
Treeturtle0456 over 7 years ago
blue swade shoes
sebdaone2000 almost 6 years ago
It’s from the Elvis song ‘Blue Suede Shoes’. The pun is; ‘You can do anything, but stay off my blue suede shoes.’
pdc123fme over 5 years ago
Shouldn’t it be “You can do anything but don’t be stepping on my baloos wade shoes?” That works! I think he set it up like that but just had a brain fart
Larry da crocodile over 3 years ago
Me no geet.
dhqggf82w 4 months ago
Carl Perkins sang the original version until Elvis stole it