Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2011
Transcript:
Larry says, "Whuh you doing, Bob?" Bob says, "Beeg gopher paratroop drop on zeeba property. Ees Bob's Beeg Plan." Larry says, "Paratroop drop?" Bob says, "Yeah. Me teach gophers do parachute jump off beeg cliff and toss grenade at moment dey ees hit ground." Larry says, "How dey ees reemember all dat?" Bob says, "Practeece, Larry. Practeeece, practeece, practeeece. Dat key to military. Soldier ees practeece so many time it become like automatic." Larry says, "Me sense flaw een plan, Bob."
jblank13 almost 13 years ago
That’s a first.
11256 over 12 years ago
helmet didn’t do anything?
m.l. over 12 years ago
Reynie about 12 years ago
Didn’t Bob get eaten by a giant fish a few strips ago?
Soroxas about 12 years ago
44
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
66 dead crocs.
Iwasfromrussia over 11 years ago
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magipants about 11 years ago
53
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
77
Bob da croc over 3 years ago
Ow
Bob da croc over 3 years ago
Ow
CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON about 3 years ago
COURSE I DEEDENT
totallynotamoose almost 3 years ago
at this point I don’t even know which dead croc count is right and why their all so different
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
Need to compile a list and the dates they died. Then we can create a Wikipedia page dedicated to PBS croc deaths and how they died.
76noos 5 months ago
That Benedict Arnold.