Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 22, 2011

Transcript:

Rat says, "Ideas? ideas? c'mon. Brain, gimme one? just one." AAAUGGHH Man says, "Alright, alright? I'm here. Sorry I'm late? big accident on the freeway." Rat says, "Who the @*#@ are you?" Man says, "Your muse." Rat says, "You?!" Man says, "Yeah. Why do you say it like that?" Rat says, "Because you're a fat, bald guy swigging beer. Aren't muses at least s'posed to fly?" Man says, "Oh. Yeah. Probably. Hey, mind if I hit the John upstairs? These brews are shootin' right through me." Rat says, "Fine." Rat says, "Jumping from the top of the stairs is not flying." Man says, "Hey. First time. I'll get more graceful."