Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2011
August 17, 2011
August 19, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Hey pal! That sure is one pretty li'l drink y' got there! Ha! Ha! I luv your li'l pink umbrella an' your li'l strawberries and... Man: That... um... that isn't my drink. Man: Got some sorta problem with my drink, fella? Monty: Well, I ... no! No! No problem! As you can see, I like t'srpinkle my beers with daisies and angel's breath and...
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Now if Roger Parker had hired this heavyweight guy to guard his perimeter in the first place, he could have avoided this latest Monty party-crashing fiasco!
baileydean over 13 years ago
Karma, Monty. You deserved that.
TheSpanishInquisition over 13 years ago
Where does his neighbor get all these hulking muscular monoliths? I mean seriously, in every annual pool party there has been at lest one gag about muscular guys taking offense with Monty.
Now, that’s not to say it’s not funny….
superflash over 13 years ago
At HULKING MUSCULAR MONOLITHS & More, naturally.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
…Say goo’night DICK……
quartermain over 13 years ago
MONTY IS A FUN SATIRE ON THE NERDS OF THE WORLD—UNLESS YOU WERE A HIGH SCHOOL JOCK—WERE WE NOT NERD OURSELVES AT ONE TIME, IF NOT EVEN NOW?
tobinkat over 13 years ago
Easy Monty, the party has just begun. Steaaaady, Seabiscuit!!!
bebob over 13 years ago
It has not even come close to starting. Everyone knows the real excitement at a pool party starts once the sun has set.
starbase502 over 13 years ago
This whole thing comes from a Cheers teaser. (Before the credit roll). Cliff is in the Monty role.
djmalloy over 13 years ago
Because Hulking Muscular Monoliths (HMM) are sensitive and more easily offended than High School Nerds (HSN).
tattooedcyberidiot over 13 years ago
not sure the monolith is all that muscular. I mean, man boobs and a belly that’s expanding with each panel? The shoulder hairs are way scarier